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REVIEWS
My door is always there
Huddled in a cubicle with stolen pens and notebook, Dave Jory gives offices their annual performance review.
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To mash or not to mash
Mash-ups are great, but not when they mix disappointment with confusion, says Kent Valentine.
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Olympic highlights you just can't beat
An opening ceremony post-mortem gets Terri Psiakis right into the Olympic spirit.
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Hostel reaction to backpacking
Sensing a whiff of intrigue or something equally pungent, Dave Jory mops the floor with his take on budget travel.
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An 'in-tents' experience
Of all the infinite mysteries in the universe, surely the biggest one is why no-one can make a tent that fits inside a tent bag, says Sam Bowring.
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Making an arty farty impression
Terri Psiakis lays down the law after visiting one of the country's most fancy-pants art exhibitions.
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Rock of Love falls solidly flat
Overcoming her gag reflex, Terri Psiakis and samples a little from the MTV menu.
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Smile for the insecurity camera
Who's watching the people who watch us? Kent Valentine gives public security cameras the evil eye.
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Reviewing down the aisle
Recently married lady, Terri Psiakis, reflects on her big day and a honeymoon that involved some Ben Cousins spotting.
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Cruising with the impossibly cool
Dave Jory wants us all to admit that we're really just jealous of Tom Cruise.
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Checking out the self-serve supermarket
Self-service checkouts rob you of the opportunity to bash peasants, argues Kent Valentine.
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Everybody Loves Re-Runs
Dave Jory explains how some TV shows get better with age - and a later time-slot.
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Indiana Jones and the Legend of Short Round
Ahead of the latest instalment of Indiana Jones films, Terri Psiakis marvels at how one so small can leave a legacy so big.
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Next show please, I beg you
Terri Psiakis delves deeper into the televisual depravity that is American dating shows and finds a mecca for morons.
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I Like My Cooking Shows Well Done
If you can't take the heat, f*ck off, writes Sam Bowring.
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Please Don't Date My Mom
Terri Psiakis samples more American reality television and is left feeling dirty. Again.
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Fungus-Face Rides Again
Terri Psiakis comes clean and lays the smack down on sores of the cold variety.
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Up There, Old Lady
A day at the footy for Terri Psiakis goes from bad to worse to brilliant.
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Death To Cute Little Seals
Sam Bowring reviews the downfall of the natural world and gives it his seal of disapproval.
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The Bog and the Beautiful
Terri Psiakis proves once and for all that she has far too much time – and paper – on her hands.
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New Sins On the Block
Sam Bowring reviews the seven new deadly sins, lifts his eyes to the sky and asks "why"?
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The Wonderful World of Werner
According to the TV theme, everybody needs good neighbours. According to Terri Psiakis, you only need one, as long as they're really entertaining.
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To Veg or Not To Veg
A love of meat doesn't stop Terri Psiakis from indulging in the occasional vegetarian tryst.
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Putting F**k on the Menu
Watching the hugely abusive Kitchen Nightmares can be riveting- but Nick Maxwell thinks Gordon Ramsay has dumbed it down in the US.
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Review: The Corporate Gig
Terri Psiakis bites the hand that feeds her, clothes her and pays most of her bills.
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Suburban Mayhem
Terri Psiakis likes to party. But when it comes to the parties thrown by her neighbours, she no likey.
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Juno Her?
Terri 'Diablo' Psiakis finds a film she wants to take home and hang out with.
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Review: Bridal ExpOH!
Terri Psiakis is shocked to discover there's more to planning a wedding than meets the eye – some of it meets the breast.
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Down With The Gown
Terri Psiakis learns that bridal shopping involves learning new skills in language and mammary manipulation.
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Auld Lang's Hot
Hostess-with-the-mostest Terri Psiakis learns that all is not lost when New Year's Eve plans go into meltdown.
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Franchise Versus Franchise
Sam Bowring watches Alien Versus Predator: Requiem, and the only thing to burst out of him is disappointment.
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Review: New Year's Eve
While some people see New Year as an opportunity to break out the champagne, renowned pessimist Terri Psiakis sees it as a reminder to break out the Pine-O-Cleen.
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A-shopping we will go... hic
Terri Psiakis fills her hip-flask in preparation for the perils of retail Christmas shopping.
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Beowulf in 3D Awesome
The Beastie Boys said "Fight for your right to party", and the Danes took it one step further. The result is Beowulf and Kent Valentine is here to explain how good it is.
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Show us your Twits
Terri Psiakis has found a favourite frontman to rival You Am I's Tim Rogers.
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Review: The Audi TT
Josh Thomas doesn't want to sound like a brat, but he really, really hates his Dad's new Audi.
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Death Proof
Thanks for the 20min car chase, Quentin. My fiancé's decided to finally get his drivers licence! I'm grateful, but he's not allowed to Death-Proof the Daihatsu.
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Flat Out
Venturing out of her suburban house and into an inner-city apartment block yields excruciating results for Terri Psiakis.
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Air Guitar Nation
Would a blonde, 30ish, lady-reviewer and comedian look foolish wearing a mullet, wig and miming sweet guitar licks for the benefit of guests at her friend's birthday party? Claire Hooper says NO. At least, no more than EVERYONE IN THIS FILM...
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Excuse Me, Madam, But Your Stomach Lining Is Showing
Terri Psiakis grins and bears it while a bug turns her body into some kind of fun park.
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Stardust: battling evil witches for luuurve
Josh Thomas is single: Probably a result of how little time he spends searching other dimensions for rocks.
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Who`s Film is it Anyway?
Terri Psiakis faces the cold, hard facts: Brad Pitt will never play her in a movie.
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In a beanbag, no-one can hear you scream…
While sampling the teen comedy Superbad, Terri Psiakis discovers a modern cinema with a distinct design flaw.
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Hairspray a Go-Go
Our Props Master Ben Vains steps out of the closet and into a singing & dancing wonderland
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The Sam Ultimatum
Jason Bourne might be manly enough to take a pounding with a crow bar, but why should Sammy have to deal with that crick in his neck?
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Who Let The Bogans Out?
Seeing a band play at the Forum in Melbourne is always a top night out for Terri Psiakis. She gets the band. She gets the uniquely beautiful venue. And increasingly, she gets the drunk bogans.
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Die Hard Was Born Hard
Claire Hooper realised she enjoyed the latest Die Hard so much she might finally watch the original.
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Sicko of Moore
After watching Michael Moore's doco 'Sicko', Nick Maxwell needs to make use of our health-care system.
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The Queen: Available In 3D
As tribute to the memory of Princess Diana, Michael Chamberlin spends $5 at his local Video-Ezy.
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Die Hard Four Point Ohhhhhhhh!
Claire Hooper wishes she could write a review with as many sweet action quotes as Die Hard 4.0
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Bunny What?
Terri Psiakis dresses appropriately at a film festival and discovers there's more to international films than sexy accents.
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Deadwood: When Fantasy Becomes Reality
Nick Maxwell reveals how US Western series DEADWOOD, has invaded his reality.
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Harry Potter and the Anticipated Conclusion
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is the last Harry Potter book. Ever. Josh Thomas is scared.
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There`s no Fisting Like a Balboa Fisting
Terri Psiakis learns that it ain't over until Sylvester Stallone squeezes the final buck out of Rocky Balboa's story.
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TV Merch You Just Can't Refuse
Terri Psiakis allows an obsession to infiltrate her dinner table.
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Obnoxiousness Prime
If you want to enjoy a battle of good and evil - played out by massive alien robots - you wanna be sitting with the right people.
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I`m Sorry, My Brain Has Departed
Terri Psiakis gets to the end of another fine film and finds herself thinking "What just happened?" Again.
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Blades of Disappointment
Claire Hooper vomits into a lunch box, freezes it, slides around on it in the backyard, and calls it funnier than 'Blades of Glory'.
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The Superhighway on Your Street
Sam Bowring observes as Google hits street level and finds the road paved with criticism.
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Baby Jesus and the Three Wise Dinosaurs
Terri Psiakis takes a look at the new Creation Museum and discovers that Jesus was lucky to avoid being gobbled by a T-Rex.
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Pirates of the Carribean: At Franchise`s end
Nick Maxwell sits down to Pirates of the Carribean 3 and finds dentists where there should be pirates.
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The Science of Sleep(y cheese dreams)
Claire Hooper drops a tab of blue-vein, grabs an pencil and departs on a flight of whimsy that would have Gondry in tears.
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Internet Sequel Announced
Strap yourselves into the future as Sam Bowring reviews the proposal to create a whole new internet and stops to ask, "why?"
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The Mighty Majesty of the Male Member
Claire Hooper gets overwhelmed by the hot phallus action of 300.
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